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Sunday, October 23, 2005

Saturday, October 22, 2005

Don't you guys just love the American Dream? I love to listen to colleagues/friends of mine when they say " Yeah, when I get out of college I want to get married, get a job, have some kids, and then retire." That is a waste. Who said God had to give you those things ? Who said you were going to be able to have kids? Who said your kids would be safe? These promises do not come from the bible, but I constantly hear "Christian study majors" talk like this. This "American dream mentality" saddens me when it comes out of the mouths of my fellow evangelical friends. I get the feeling that they are completely ignorant of God's Word.

And this really grinds my gears !!!!! Quote from FAMILY GUY

Thursday, October 20, 2005

The Bondage of the Will

If, Then we are taught and believe that we ought to be ignorant of the necessary foreknowledge of God and the necessity of events, Christian faith is utterly destroyed, and the promises of God and the whole gospel fall to the ground completely; for the Christian's chief and only comfort in every adversity lies in knowing that God does not lie, but brings all things to pass immutable, and that His will cannot be resisted altered or impeded.

Just something to chew on from the pen of Martin Luther

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Major Air Route Closed--No Reason Given

A temporary flight restriction has been issued by the FAA for a major North Pacific air corridor, covering air routes R-222, R-580 and A-590. The restriction covers the dates September 10-15. The cloture of these major routes is highly unusual, is said to be due to a Department of Defense Strategic Defense Initiative, but the nature of that initiative has not been revealed.

Saturday, September 10, 2005

How to write a paper in college

How to write a paper in college/university:



1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.

2. Log onto MSN and ICQ (be sure to go on away!). Check your email.

3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.

4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some chocolate to help you concentrate.

5. Check your email.

6. Call up a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to grab a coffee. Just to get settled down and ready to work.

7. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lit place.

8. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.

9. Check your email.

10. You know, you haven't written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.

11. Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.

12. Grab some mp3z off of kazaa.

13. Check your email. ANY OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR YET?!

14. MSN chat with one of your friends about the future. (ie summer plans).

15. Check your email.

16. Listen to your new mp3z and download some more.

17. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if she's started writing yet. Exchange derogatory emarks about your prof, the
course, the college, the world at large.

18. Walk to the store and buy a pack of gum. You've probably run out.

19. While you've got the gum you may as well buy a magazine and read it.

20. Check your email.

21. Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV.

22. Play some solitare (or age of legends!).

23. Check out bored.com.

24. Wash your hands.

25. Call up a friend to see how much they have done, probably haven't started either.

26. Look through your housemate's book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.

27. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.

28. Check to see if bored.com has been updated yet.

29. Check your email and listen to your new mp3z.

30. You should be rebooting by now, assuming that windows is crashing on schedule.

31. Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.

32. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.

33. Lie face down on the floor and moan.

34. Punch the wall and break something.

35. Check your email.

36. Mumble obscenities.

37. 5am - start hacking on the paper without stopping. 6am -paper is finished.

38. Complain to everyone that you didn't get any sleep because you had to write that stupid paper.

39. Go to class, hand in paper, and leave right away so you can take a nap.

From: http://asil.logicalinsanity.ca/300college%20paper.html

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Well, to be quite honest, I really don't have much to write about, and I do not want to bore anyone who happens to stumble upon my site. But, just to give everyone an update about my life, I am currently studying for a biology test that is tomorrow. (Can you say PROCRASTINATION)

But, in other news, this is some of the greatest H2 footage I have ever seen.


Thursday, August 18, 2005

Israel

I am assuming most people know that Israel is making the Jews evacuate the Gaza strip, and I have found a really good article showing how the Israeli army is going about the evacuation. It is very sad.

Israeli troops storm synagogues